Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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