He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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