I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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