is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize