I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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