the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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