the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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