just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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