I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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