You can't special order awesome
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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