Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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