go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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