So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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