I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize