I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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