the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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