I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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