I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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