I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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