I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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