first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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