Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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