I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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