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We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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