my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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