her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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