The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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