At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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