the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girls should come with a carfax report
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize