false alarm. still invincible.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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