11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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