she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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