You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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