Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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