He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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