I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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