sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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