I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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