Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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