listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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