Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He did a backflip because drugs
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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