i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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