i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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