evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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