I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
this just has baby written all over it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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