whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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