If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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