I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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