You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
accomplished twins. life is a go
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I want to be your penis for a week.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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