did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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